tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post6904059914946969714..comments2023-10-20T04:45:50.849-05:00Comments on O Mighty Crisis: Jocelynhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03227519811818290510noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-58188560308568572152009-03-06T14:32:00.000-06:002009-03-06T14:32:00.000-06:00This is the second botched vasectomy story I've re...This is the second botched vasectomy story I've read on the interwebs, and as much as I want to ensure that the results on the Maury show I'll inevitably be dragged to prove that I am, in fact, not the father, I cannot imagine willingly going in for such a procedure. Although I have dated a lot of vegetarians who might be interested in at least the first half of "eggplant scrotum."paperback readerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05200353078639769169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-919930860406190582009-02-06T13:36:00.000-06:002009-02-06T13:36:00.000-06:00I came over from Maddy because she gave you an ROF...I came over from Maddy because she gave you an ROFL for it. Seeing as I doubt Hallmark makes a card such as you describe, here's hoping that ROFL will cheer your sterile husband way up.Patois42https://www.blogger.com/profile/07764936858778730692noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-81279414420048647212009-01-31T00:36:00.000-06:002009-01-31T00:36:00.000-06:00booo, and yet, yeah! helping global population, po...booo, and yet, yeah! helping global population, pounds are lost, and now your husband can have a trump card. Everyone wins!!Say Ithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09641932389807026317noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-70621624907421302122009-01-30T14:04:00.000-06:002009-01-30T14:04:00.000-06:00I don't suppose tea and sympathy would help under ...I don't suppose tea and sympathy would help under the circumstances.<BR/>CheersMaddyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05828186178060722812noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-44355754657665183722009-01-30T08:14:00.000-06:002009-01-30T08:14:00.000-06:00Poor guy, no telling what he was imagining. Lots ...Poor guy, no telling what he was imagining. Lots of TLC for him.<BR/><BR/>Oh, and, so glad my hubby didn't read this before his big snip.shrink on the couchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13271891110211081990noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-60644625640512628632009-01-29T22:57:00.000-06:002009-01-29T22:57:00.000-06:00I'm so sorry that you both had to go through this,...I'm so sorry that you both had to go through this, but don't you just hate it when roommates "forget" to buy their own sanitary supplies?<BR/><BR/>It really sounds gruesome. Who knew that controlling global populations could be so cruel and devious? I do hope everything is pain-free and in good working order again soon.heartinsanfranciscohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07535397382991383931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-84566249598433308062009-01-29T20:34:00.000-06:002009-01-29T20:34:00.000-06:00I bet Groom will never eat eggplant again. So sad...I bet Groom will never eat eggplant again. So sad.Jillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16927671598473871081noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-88286575631875595332009-01-29T07:16:00.000-06:002009-01-29T07:16:00.000-06:00Oh goodness. My husband can NEVER read this.EVER....Oh goodness. My husband can NEVER read this.<BR/><BR/>EVER.<BR/><BR/>And I read the last line of "groom's account" as being "third wife". When I realized my mistake, I laughed out loud.Lucy Filethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06101962728153916202noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-79752214207559957792009-01-29T02:39:00.000-06:002009-01-29T02:39:00.000-06:00Oh the poor man. Hope hes healing well.Oh the poor man. Hope hes healing well.Casdokhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03497897393162856190noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-21635687671344287472009-01-28T10:36:00.000-06:002009-01-28T10:36:00.000-06:00Oh my Joselyn, I am so glad to hear he is okay. An...Oh my Joselyn, I am so glad to hear he is okay. And I am never letting my hubby read this. He is already squeamish about "the procedure" and is still on the fence about getting it done.Chantalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01623046375096046381noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-24996080912174662122009-01-28T03:12:00.000-06:002009-01-28T03:12:00.000-06:00My daughter is a registered nurse.On shown a piece...My daughter is a registered nurse.On shown a piece of jewellery I liked, she said "Don't like it Mum, looks like a polycystic ovary". Guess I won't be putting an elongated eggplant on her plate any time soon.Hope Groomeo enjoyed the "comfort, security and peace of mind" from his feminine product that we are said to enjoy, and that he feels a lot better. Well done to you as well.Good god. Who would have thought!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-80291744015778708152009-01-27T17:35:00.000-06:002009-01-27T17:35:00.000-06:00I will never, ever, EVER let my husband see this p...I will never, ever, EVER let my husband see this post. Not even if you offered to empty my dishwasher and sort my socks for a whole year.<BR/><BR/>Nor will I ever utter the words "eggplant scrotum" in his presence.<BR/><BR/>Hope Groomie feels better soon.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-78077974813762205592009-01-27T16:13:00.000-06:002009-01-27T16:13:00.000-06:00Holy Crap!Just... Holy Crap!Holy Crap!<BR/><BR/>Just... Holy Crap!Tracy Griffin - Artisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15382127015177318668noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-31734978755279021632009-01-27T13:25:00.000-06:002009-01-27T13:25:00.000-06:00e - frikin - gads!I am so not allowing my husband ...e - frikin - gads!<BR/><BR/>I am so not allowing my husband to read this. Now that I am pregnant with his third love child he is so marching in to the dr after all is said and done!<BR/><BR/>Glad your man is doing better!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-15953476987302178562009-01-27T12:24:00.000-06:002009-01-27T12:24:00.000-06:00Oh lord..thats so horrible..part of me wants to sa...Oh lord..thats so horrible..<BR/><BR/>part of me wants to say ..eh, i had a baby and 24 hours later i was doing laundry..<BR/><BR/>but ..the day a guy asks his wife for feminine menstrual products..<BR/>it's just a sad scary day .Cynniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05796562985485272298noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-30734683006600187072009-01-27T08:13:00.000-06:002009-01-27T08:13:00.000-06:00That's insane. When Mr. Jazz had his, it was a cou...That's insane. When Mr. Jazz had his, it was a couple of days of ice and rental movies.<BR/><BR/>Did Groomeo piss of his doctor in any way?<BR/><BR/>Now erase this post forthwith because otherwise no male will ever accept to do this again.Jazzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14644896022880634803noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-5807095178325396972009-01-27T07:43:00.000-06:002009-01-27T07:43:00.000-06:00Yikes! It must've really been bad for him to have...Yikes! It must've really been bad for him to have asked for those feminine product things to wear.<BR/><BR/>I've heard of that happening, but usually it's because somebody did something he wasn't supposed to be doing . . . like lifting 15 pounds of something.<BR/><BR/>Congrats on losing the five pounds!Patiencehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10032185243684487586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-48946350628110848052009-01-27T06:41:00.000-06:002009-01-27T06:41:00.000-06:00Oh my goodness, what drama! With a happy end thoug...Oh my goodness, what drama! With a happy end though. Fortunately also for Groomeo, eventually...<BR/>When my man had it done, he was off course a bit sore ( pardon, he IS a man so he was ENORMOUSLY sore) and to cheer him a bit up I rented the Movie "Bridget Jones' Diary"... it is funny, we laughed, he went " laugh - groan - laugh - moan etc.)... ah, well....monicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09759056076867049933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-30122251000557867992009-01-27T00:56:00.000-06:002009-01-27T00:56:00.000-06:00That's really awful. I've never heard of vasectomy...That's really awful. I've never heard of vasectomy complications before. And of course now that this is out there on the worldly webs, men will find it and gleefully shout at their wives, "SEE!"geewitshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11590044820333720010noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-73953516187427364162009-01-26T23:24:00.000-06:002009-01-26T23:24:00.000-06:00THAT is a supportive hubby.THAT is a supportive hubby.flutterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11828689769747130419noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-42499357491787820932009-01-26T20:30:00.000-06:002009-01-26T20:30:00.000-06:00I had to read the post twice because of the initia...I had to read the post twice because of the initial panicky rush to get to the obligatory fairy tale ending that seemed was not coming near fast enough! My goodness. Suddenly feel the need for a small glass of the pinkish alcohol-laden stuff myself!Becky C.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09519528423210466606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-43793955043174184032009-01-26T19:33:00.000-06:002009-01-26T19:33:00.000-06:00Good grief! We must never speak of this again, les...Good grief! We must never speak of this again, lest my husband learn of it. Then all hope will be lost for the planned snipping.<BR/><BR/>I do hope groomeo heals well and quickly.Shaniahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15987082306573944813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-10125929239689730982009-01-26T16:47:00.000-06:002009-01-26T16:47:00.000-06:00gawd. mine went as advertised. snip, snip, bye by...gawd. mine went as advertised. snip, snip, bye bye, REST for the weekend and waddle for a day or so. (kinda hard to avoid the site of surgery when it hangs in between your locomotors.)<BR/><BR/>I did, however, several years later have a fistula repaired in the 'taint region that required the wearing of certain feminine products that come with (or without) wings. I am well acquainted with blood-soaked crotches. Also - it's a bitch getting a hair (or two) caught in the adhesive. just sayin'.Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13690660290319444722noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-38924599911435102562009-01-26T16:05:00.000-06:002009-01-26T16:05:00.000-06:00good lord but that is a horror story. i am so sor...good lord but that is a horror story. i am so sorry to hear it but so glad they do not expect long term negative effects. if he wanted to demonstrate he was one in a million i think there were less dramatic ways to achieve it!<BR/><BR/>gentle hugs and much snow for poor groomeo.limehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17259558876349307173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-74747638037558128962009-01-26T15:48:00.000-06:002009-01-26T15:48:00.000-06:00I hope he's recovering quickly. What a crazy two d...I hope he's recovering quickly. What a crazy two days! But who knew that a side effect of the snip was spousal weight loss?<BR/><BR/>Oh honey?...Balouhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16282727193681200721noreply@blogger.com