Friday, October 09, 2009

"Sometimes I Get So Distracted, I Forget to Wipe"

Groom just disappeared for three minutes.

When I came upstairs to, er, use the amenities, I saw what he'd been up to.

It's gotten so fun around here that I find myself drinking 467 ounces of water a day, just to earn repeat trips to the bathroom.




Question: if a Pyramid Man breaks his leg whilst skiing, does a St. Bernard with a flask of brandy around his neck show up to provide succor?

Or maybe a mummy comes and applies the bandages to Pyramid Man's wound?

Or maybe kind Inuits feed him seal blubber and make him a crutch out of whale bone?

And if a Pyramid Man falls on the ice, does he make a sound?

A few thoughts to occupy you for the weekend!

12 comments:

  1. i'm having questions about the relative density of pyramid man to see water. in other words, if he crashes through thin ice would he float or not?

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  2. Why do I suddenly think I won't be losing any sleep over these existential matters?

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  3. I love the adventures of Pyramid. Man.
    Oh, and the fact your son added a punctuation based character?
    I love that too!

    I want to see his igloo.

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  4. Heady thoughts, indeed. Keep drinking!

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  5. Okay, this ha snothing to do with anything, but I've been wondering - how come in my google reader and here in the comments, it says "Untitled" and yet ther eis always a title?

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  6. I am on the edge of my seat (no, not that one!) awaiting the continuation of the Adventures of Pyramid Man!

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  7. "And if a Pyramid Man falls on the ice, does he make a sound?"

    This questions perplexed me. Couldn't picture that one. Geez, now I really to need one of these.

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    http://thirdstoreywindow.blogspot.com

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  9. Yes, he would probably cause an avalanche too.

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  10. I would love to know the physics behind Pyramid Man on skis!

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