tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post721653212092369927..comments2023-10-20T04:45:50.849-05:00Comments on O Mighty Crisis: Jocelynhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03227519811818290510noreply@blogger.comBlogger38125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-70841920627608790942008-02-25T14:22:00.000-06:002008-02-25T14:22:00.000-06:00I'm going to start buying a lot more bleach for my...I'm going to start buying a lot more bleach for my hot female friends.paperback readerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05200353078639769169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-77082400915924140602008-02-23T21:45:00.000-06:002008-02-23T21:45:00.000-06:00This comment has been removed by the author.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-36098883464845796392008-02-23T21:44:00.000-06:002008-02-23T21:44:00.000-06:00Good lessons all, except the loathing for your bod...Good lessons all, except the loathing for your body one.<BR/><BR/>Once I picked up a bottle of prewash stuff and squirted it on a favorite T-shirt only to discover what I was actually holding was toilet bowl cleaner with bleach. Well, what could I do. I made lots more squiggles all over it, washed it and had a nifty new tie-dye-like T.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-75405162722868664882008-02-23T00:49:00.000-06:002008-02-23T00:49:00.000-06:00I think that when I was a child it was my dad that...I think that when I was a child it was my dad that would have liked to tell me at the MVSEVM to "git in there and fill up this bag".<BR/><BR/>Then my mom would shush him.Spider Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17479297567049539490noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-33531567007020497562008-02-22T11:42:00.000-06:002008-02-22T11:42:00.000-06:00So very funny. May I suggest a visit to the Sur l...So very funny. May I suggest a visit to the Sur la Table website for a collapsible colander? It will leave far less fabric in your pasta.Moihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05422796516804813561noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-32128215217157066302008-02-22T11:10:00.000-06:002008-02-22T11:10:00.000-06:00This is so funny. One piece of advice I learned i...This is so funny. One piece of advice I learned is that a marriage proposal linked with financial bribe (I'm going to inherit those millions some day, come on!) is good for an engagement of about one week. Naked chores? Cleaning the shower, too. And just give up on the winter coat. It's hopeless.Minnesota Matronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16565431067927240183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-20918033279624817232008-02-22T05:13:00.000-06:002008-02-22T05:13:00.000-06:00I feel I shouldnt be reading this as, so far I'm n...I feel I shouldnt be reading this as, so far I'm not a mother or, indeed, female.<BR/><BR/>It's like all that speculation about the fairer gender were not as outrageous or sinister as our little male brains suspected.DeeDubyahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02787109203736547656noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-19212736656927434002008-02-22T02:24:00.000-06:002008-02-22T02:24:00.000-06:00Chlamydia is not a rare orchid? No way. Are you s...Chlamydia is not a rare orchid? No way. Are you sure? <BR/><BR/>Please meet me at the MUV ZEE VUM to discuss this because it changes everything.<BR/><BR/>Do the poo mounds in the woods actually deter snowmobilers? When I lived on Lake Minnetonka, they aimed for my skating children all winter. At the very least, it would have been nice to have some frozen poo to throw at them.heartinsanfranciscohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07535397382991383931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-14359255672491524912008-02-22T01:52:00.000-06:002008-02-22T01:52:00.000-06:00Just got your second note. What the heck are you d...Just got your second note. What the heck are you doing up at this hour? It's well past midnight where you are!<BR/><BR/>... All is well, finally. Very glad to return to your blog. <BR/><BR/>Hug for you. <BR/><BR/>AugustKatherinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06113815064063684876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-85971121286834190252008-02-21T22:57:00.000-06:002008-02-21T22:57:00.000-06:00Nugget number two (MuvZeeVum) is too much. YOU'RE ...Nugget number two (MuvZeeVum) is too much. YOU'RE too much, Jocelyn. What a bout of the giggles you've given me. <BR/><BR/>No one ever told me to bleach naked. It's a very stressful situation otherwise... Mama Crisis is very clever. <BR/><BR/>And thank you dearly for the get-well note. <BR/><BR/>AugustKatherinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06113815064063684876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-70382038707040112242008-02-21T11:03:00.000-06:002008-02-21T11:03:00.000-06:00Damn, you make me laugh.Damn, you make me laugh.Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18325365353595091840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-14688599649542666862008-02-20T23:23:00.000-06:002008-02-20T23:23:00.000-06:00you are a pillar. a pillar to us all.I have a mug...you are a pillar. a pillar to us all.<BR/><BR/>I have a mug that is heat sensitive. when it's cool it's white, when it's hot the words "Clyhamidia (whatever i can't spell it" Happens"...I only use it in the most special meetings.Girlplustwohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07056576921114387218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-30162937010581996772008-02-20T22:35:00.000-06:002008-02-20T22:35:00.000-06:00So what's chlamydia then? It's not a plant? I was ...So what's chlamydia then? It's not a plant? I was wondering why I got punched the other day when I asked the woman at the flowershop for some.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02737980462115396236noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-50019901257833306472008-02-20T21:20:00.000-06:002008-02-20T21:20:00.000-06:00what about when you clean with bleach? do you str...what about when you clean with bleach? do you strip for that, too?franniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05563502061531199609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-84688051179464911752008-02-20T19:46:00.000-06:002008-02-20T19:46:00.000-06:00I usually bleach it the rest of the way then wrap ...I usually bleach it the rest of the way then wrap it up for christmas ;)nonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07550167783969561280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-57420455417260073222008-02-20T19:06:00.000-06:002008-02-20T19:06:00.000-06:00that's a rule i always regret when i fail to follo...that's a rule i always regret when i fail to follow it. i also always tie dye naked too, well, ok, maybe i wear my skivvies and rubber gloves....ok, i'll stop now because i just know some pervert out there is getting turned on by a tied dyed body clad only an d a bit of polyester and latex....my mother always told me not to encourage those types. i haven'[t always listened so well either.limehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17259558876349307173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-83028828602596714202008-02-20T15:44:00.000-06:002008-02-20T15:44:00.000-06:00Damn, and I've been mispronouncing museum ALL this...Damn, and I've been mispronouncing museum ALL this time??! No wonder they never let me in. And the whole buy me more baubles and art instead of saying I love you? VERY good call. I wish I'd tried that, oh, say on my first 7 loser ex's. Is there is statute of limitations, perchance on that nugget?C.https://www.blogger.com/profile/01605972471819914591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-61625793424642953832008-02-20T15:26:00.000-06:002008-02-20T15:26:00.000-06:00Bleaching can be tricky!Advise: always keep a set ...Bleaching can be tricky!<BR/>Advise: always keep a set of permanent markers with colours matching all your favourite clothes. Its magic what they can hide!Anettehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09940389146191063398noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-80499973761550705512008-02-20T08:17:00.000-06:002008-02-20T08:17:00.000-06:00You make my little inadequite housekeeping heart g...You make my little inadequite housekeeping heart go pitta-pat when you related that all the laundry products in the world failed to make your Girl's parka more than minimally less grungy. My son's formerly safety-yellow parka could be her parka's mate. <BR/><BR/>From now on, there will be no parkas in this family purchased that are any color than medium brown streaked with gray and flecked with black. <BR/><BR/>Of course, my resolve will flit out the window come next fall and the kids will be arrayed in light coats with white trim.<BR/><BR/>I find if you bury the disasters under a few items of relatively wearable clothes in the unlabeled trash bag, it delays their discovery of the unwearable cast-off long enough for you to be safely down the road and out of reach.Dianahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08273493776473085128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-60446383730052971422008-02-20T08:08:00.000-06:002008-02-20T08:08:00.000-06:00Lucky you to have a mom give you that advice. I le...Lucky you to have a mom give you that advice. I learned to bleach naked the hard way.Jazzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14644896022880634803noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-24382206169863321522008-02-20T07:16:00.000-06:002008-02-20T07:16:00.000-06:00Sounds like a perfect 'Saturday morning' sweater; ...Sounds like a perfect 'Saturday morning' sweater; throw it on while you are doing laundry-- post coffee, pre leaving-the-house.Shieldmaiden96https://www.blogger.com/profile/04673938377819957295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-50053954735156209262008-02-20T06:49:00.000-06:002008-02-20T06:49:00.000-06:00I am simply impressed that you own all those chemi...I am simply impressed that you own all those chemicals. And do laundry.<BR/><BR/>I have so much to learn from you.<BR/><BR/>PussGlamourpusshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01450175254756849062noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-83085762169303226552008-02-20T03:52:00.000-06:002008-02-20T03:52:00.000-06:00Oh lady, you is truly funny....On a serious, pract...Oh lady, you is truly funny....<BR/><BR/>On a serious, practical note - could you dye the sweater? If it's a natural fibre you sure could! (BTW I also recommend dyeing nekked - purple Dylon DOES NOT come out of cream trousers, oh no it doesn't...)MrsGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12850209738701778780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-62514686447868264112008-02-20T01:25:00.000-06:002008-02-20T01:25:00.000-06:00You could always give it to Michael Jackson - natu...You could always give it to Michael Jackson - natural camo 'n' all that.Calamity Janehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07968163808700625669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33559037.post-31756227179714303982008-02-19T23:10:00.000-06:002008-02-19T23:10:00.000-06:00so are you trying to make me love you or what?tota...so are you trying to make me love you or what?<BR/><BR/>totally working.flutterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11828689769747130419noreply@blogger.com