"Random Headlines from the Newspaper Printed Only in My Brain, Where Circulation Is Down"
Thornless Rose Discovered; Members of Poison Devastated
There's Nothing Dumber Than Owning a Small Horse
Bindi Irwin's Tamagotchi Experiences Painful, Lingering Death
Jury Decides: Tony Danza Was the Boss
Members of Rock Group America Ride Into Desert on Horse Named "Monty"; Unrelenting Rain Follows
Dolly Parton Skydives Naked, Manages Blind Landing
-------------------------
Sorry for the "filler" post; it's been a particularly packed week, with softball games, kids at camp, friend visiting, gardening, and crazed online students. At this very minute, my ass is doing a weird locked 'n screaming thing--I've been on it so long this morning in front of the computer, grading discussion postings and "reading logs."
Later today, though, I have an ass-ectomy scheduled, so that should alleviate my woe.
11 comments:
i'm glad the ass-ectomy is scheduled for thsi afternoon. i shudder to think i could perhaps read a headline about you similar to the one about the lady whose flesh was welded to her toilet because she sat there for 5 years or so.
I heard about that rose, it truly was the rock of love
I love the small horse headline!
Dolly wha? hehe
Sounds like someone needs a little time off!
Funny stuff!
Let us know how the ass-ectomy goes, ok?
I reckon your president needs one of those operations...
Good luck with the end of term madness.
Puss
An assectomy. I need one of those.
PS: even your filler posts are hilarious.
Man, ass-ectomy sounds all hot at first, but you know it's totally not.
No apologies allowed in Blog land. In skimming mode, I appreciate headlines more than you know!
Blog Reader's Eyes Drop, Bounce off Keyboard, and Roll to Floor
Post a Comment