Wednesday, June 18, 2008

"Random Headlines from the Newspaper Printed Only in My Brain, Where Circulation Is Down"

Thornless Rose Discovered; Members of Poison Devastated

There's Nothing Dumber Than Owning a Small Horse

Bindi Irwin's Tamagotchi Experiences Painful, Lingering Death


Jury Decides: Tony Danza Was the Boss

Members of Rock Group America Ride Into Desert on Horse Named "Monty"; Unrelenting Rain Follows

Dolly Parton Skydives Naked, Manages Blind Landing
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Sorry for the "filler" post; it's been a particularly packed week, with softball games, kids at camp, friend visiting, gardening, and crazed online students. At this very minute, my ass is doing a weird locked 'n screaming thing--I've been on it so long this morning in front of the computer, grading discussion postings and "reading logs."

Later today, though, I have an ass-ectomy scheduled, so that should alleviate my woe.

12 comments:

lime said...

i'm glad the ass-ectomy is scheduled for thsi afternoon. i shudder to think i could perhaps read a headline about you similar to the one about the lady whose flesh was welded to her toilet because she sat there for 5 years or so.

furiousBall said...

I heard about that rose, it truly was the rock of love

Vanessa said...

I love the small horse headline!

chelle said...

Dolly wha? hehe

citizen of the world said...

Sounds like someone needs a little time off!

Hammer said...

Funny stuff!

Claire said...

Let us know how the ass-ectomy goes, ok?

Glamourpuss said...

I reckon your president needs one of those operations...

Good luck with the end of term madness.

Puss

Em said...

Very funny stuff. And always good to hear about your ass. LOL

Jazz said...

An assectomy. I need one of those.

PS: even your filler posts are hilarious.

pistols at dawn said...

Man, ass-ectomy sounds all hot at first, but you know it's totally not.

Steve said...

No apologies allowed in Blog land. In skimming mode, I appreciate headlines more than you know!

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