"Random Headlines from the Newspaper Printed Only in My Brain, Where Circulation Is Down"
Thornless Rose Discovered; Members of Poison Devastated
There's Nothing Dumber Than Owning a Small Horse
Bindi Irwin's Tamagotchi Experiences Painful, Lingering Death
Jury Decides: Tony Danza Was the Boss
Members of Rock Group America Ride Into Desert on Horse Named "Monty"; Unrelenting Rain Follows
Dolly Parton Skydives Naked, Manages Blind Landing
Sorry for the "filler" post; it's been a particularly packed week, with softball games, kids at camp, friend visiting, gardening, and crazed online students. At this very minute, my ass is doing a weird locked 'n screaming thing--I've been on it so long this morning in front of the computer, grading discussion postings and "reading logs."
Later today, though, I have an ass-ectomy scheduled, so that should alleviate my woe.