"Forgive Me, Viewer: It Has Been Two Days Since My Last Shower"
...which is the norm, actually, so I don't know why I'm acting all proud here.
At any rate, occasionally I am less greasy than in this video. Let's just pretend I've smeared myself in bacon grease.
Howzabout for the 4th of July, I run around a park, and y'all try to catch me?
UPDATE: Tonight, Carnivore Husband O Mine has been singing Beyonce's "If You Like It, Then You Should've Put a Ring On It" but using the lyric "You will like it if you put a bite of ham on it."