Showing posts with label brain. Show all posts
Showing posts with label brain. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

"Random Headlines from the Newspaper Printed Only in My Brain, Where Circulation Is Down"

Thornless Rose Discovered; Members of Poison Devastated

There's Nothing Dumber Than Owning a Small Horse

Bindi Irwin's Tamagotchi Experiences Painful, Lingering Death


Jury Decides: Tony Danza Was the Boss

Members of Rock Group America Ride Into Desert on Horse Named "Monty"; Unrelenting Rain Follows

Dolly Parton Skydives Naked, Manages Blind Landing
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Sorry for the "filler" post; it's been a particularly packed week, with softball games, kids at camp, friend visiting, gardening, and crazed online students. At this very minute, my ass is doing a weird locked 'n screaming thing--I've been on it so long this morning in front of the computer, grading discussion postings and "reading logs."

Later today, though, I have an ass-ectomy scheduled, so that should alleviate my woe.