Sunday, December 07, 2008

"Boot Camp"

I'm clearly not cut out for the military. I'm legally blind, poor in attitude, and slumpy in posture. The world is a safer place with me firmly installed behind a podium and a latte.

However.

Even though I have no desire to be broken down so that I can be built back up again in camouflagier form,

I do harbor a secret desire to attend boot camp.

My camp, of course, features Sergeant Steve Madden and Drill Master Kenneth Cole as the officers in charge of tongue and sole lashings.



Private Harley Davidson, reporting for duty.

Sir.

23 comments:

flutter said...

well now, those are some shit kickers if I have ever seen some!

chelle said...

Now those boots are made for walking!

kmkat said...

Damn fine boots, ma'm, damn fine.

heartinsanfrancisco said...

I also have a lousy attitude toward authority and love boots.

I have even fantasized about military boot camp just long enough to get into fantastic shape, but who am I kidding? I would probably be shot as a deserter after the first hour.

Shania said...

LOVE those boots! I'm glad you didn't have to crawl through mud and under barbed wire to get them, though.

Anette said...

I'm with you on the attitude problem, great boots by the way!

SQT said...

Love the boots. I have a pair of high-heeled boots that make every dress I own way sexier. I don't wear them often though. They kill my feet. I like the height though. They put me over 6ft tall and I love the intimidation factor.

the cubicle's backporch said...

So if we join your boot camp is there free boots involved?

I haven't had a good pair of boots in a long time. *I say wistfully*

lime said...

ooooooh, i am thinking those boots will work right nice for either adjusting the attitudes of problem students or else forcibly ejecting them from your presence.

well, we can enjoy the dream anyway.

Balou said...

Those are hawt.

Kylie w Warszawie said...

I like 'em!

Vodka Mom said...

lol!! That was great!

furiousBall said...

i bet if you kicked me in the ding ding with those it would hurt

Wendy said...

cute boots! I want some!

Say It said...

nice boots. I still haven't found the "right" boot for me and I've been looking for about 3 years. again, nice boots.

Leon Basin said...

You can do it! Stay positive.

franki said...

i might be into "boot spa" but i'm against camping in any form.

Jazz said...

My military career was mercifully short (2 whole weeks). Your boot camp, however, is the kind I can really get behind.

Princess Pointful said...

Ooh! Saucy!

velvet said...

Those are some absolutely wonderful boots, there, ma'am. Harness boots are great attitude adjusters.

cathy said...

I am way too frivolous, I have just bought some purple shoes:)

pistols at dawn said...

I don't know anything about shoes, as a dude, so I'll just nod appropriately.

Glamourpuss said...

So you're saying you have a discipline fantasy? Well, if you'd only join Facebook, there are whole host of groups and perverts waiting for you :-)

Puss