I'm clearly not cut out for the military. I'm legally blind, poor in attitude, and slumpy in posture. The world is a safer place with me firmly installed behind a podium and a latte.
However.
Even though I have no desire to be broken down so that I can be built back up again in camouflagier form,
I do harbor a secret desire to attend boot camp.
My camp, of course, features Sergeant Steve Madden and Drill Master Kenneth Cole as the officers in charge of tongue and sole lashings.
Private Harley Davidson, reporting for duty.
Sir.
23 comments:
well now, those are some shit kickers if I have ever seen some!
Now those boots are made for walking!
Damn fine boots, ma'm, damn fine.
I also have a lousy attitude toward authority and love boots.
I have even fantasized about military boot camp just long enough to get into fantastic shape, but who am I kidding? I would probably be shot as a deserter after the first hour.
LOVE those boots! I'm glad you didn't have to crawl through mud and under barbed wire to get them, though.
I'm with you on the attitude problem, great boots by the way!
Love the boots. I have a pair of high-heeled boots that make every dress I own way sexier. I don't wear them often though. They kill my feet. I like the height though. They put me over 6ft tall and I love the intimidation factor.
So if we join your boot camp is there free boots involved?
I haven't had a good pair of boots in a long time. *I say wistfully*
ooooooh, i am thinking those boots will work right nice for either adjusting the attitudes of problem students or else forcibly ejecting them from your presence.
well, we can enjoy the dream anyway.
Those are hawt.
I like 'em!
lol!! That was great!
i bet if you kicked me in the ding ding with those it would hurt
cute boots! I want some!
nice boots. I still haven't found the "right" boot for me and I've been looking for about 3 years. again, nice boots.
You can do it! Stay positive.
i might be into "boot spa" but i'm against camping in any form.
My military career was mercifully short (2 whole weeks). Your boot camp, however, is the kind I can really get behind.
Ooh! Saucy!
Those are some absolutely wonderful boots, there, ma'am. Harness boots are great attitude adjusters.
I am way too frivolous, I have just bought some purple shoes:)
I don't know anything about shoes, as a dude, so I'll just nod appropriately.
So you're saying you have a discipline fantasy? Well, if you'd only join Facebook, there are whole host of groups and perverts waiting for you :-)
Puss
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